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From Infowars to House Floors: GOP’s Unexpected Pick for Speaker.

Avatarby Polly PolitixOctober 11, 2023, 10:58 amOctober 11, 2023, 11:01 am

In a twist that has D.C. insiders laughing into their lattes and reporters checking if their sources have been hitting blunts with Snoop, Republicans have seemingly settled on a new candidate for Speaker of the House: none other than radio conspiracy theorist and supplement salesman extraordinaire, Alex Jones.

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Vaxxed and Baby-Thirsty: A Tale of Harmonyville’s Pandemic Panic

Stephanie Loveby Stephanie LoveOctober 4, 2023, 10:35 amOctober 4, 2023, 10:36 am
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Mike-ing America Grate Again: The Cheesy Campaign of Team Jesus!

Stephanie Loveby Stephanie LoveSeptember 27, 2023, 3:42 pmSeptember 29, 2023, 3:03 pm
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Want to Storm the Capitol and Commit Major Felonies and Treason Because You’re Gullible and Some Crazy Conspiracy Dude Named “Q” Said So? Well Then, You’re in the Right Place!

Avatarby Polly PolitixSeptember 19, 2023, 9:59 pmOctober 7, 2023, 5:21 pm
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The Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Wild Karen Encounter This Election Season

Avatarby Polly PolitixSeptember 14, 2023, 8:06 pmSeptember 19, 2023, 7:50 pm
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Oldie Pelosi Up to Her Old Tricks Again. Yep, She’s Running.

Avatarby Polly PolitixSeptember 8, 2023, 7:03 pmSeptember 17, 2023, 7:39 pm
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Rising Above Adversity: The Journey of Monica’s Finest

Stephanie Loveby Stephanie LoveSeptember 6, 2023, 10:34 pmSeptember 8, 2023, 4:58 pm
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“Dino-mite Duo: Raptor Jesus and Trump’s Roaring Run for 2024 Presidency!”

Stephanie Loveby Stephanie LoveSeptember 2, 2023, 8:53 pmSeptember 8, 2023, 4:58 pm
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From Celebrity to Canvas: The Astonishing Ascendance of Trump’s 2023 Mugshot as an Artistic Icon

Stephanie Loveby Stephanie LoveAugust 31, 2023, 9:06 pmSeptember 8, 2023, 4:58 pm
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Cleared to Resume Duties as Choreographer for Annual Senate Musical

Avatarby Polly PolitixAugust 31, 2023, 8:59 pmOctober 7, 2023, 6:59 pm

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